Lesser known facts about: The Question

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Lesser known facts about…The Question

A lot of my regular readers might not get this blog, so replace the Question with someone else's name or if you are that narcissistic (Hammer ;) lol), you can use your name.

A lot of people have been wondering who IS the Question exactly? Well, I thought I would help you out by giving you 25 facts about the enigma known as the Question. JLA!!!





  1. The Question wasn't born, he was unleashed.
  2. Michael Jackson’s album Thriller is actually a warning of the coming of the Question. Ever since his vision, Michael progressively gets paler and paler every year…like he saw a ghost.
  3. Superman wears the Question pajamas.
  4. The Question is the leading cause of pleasure in women.
  5. The only reason your woman is satisfied is because Question already satisfied her.
  6. Victoria’s Secret is the Question.
  7. There is no “i” in team but there is one in the Question.
  8. When playing ball, you need to recognize that the Question is the “i” in team!
  9. Stephen Hawkins once challenged the Question to one-on-one…poor Stephen. He got schooled so bad he now has 5 PhDs but lost the ability to play again.
  10. If you did a google image search for “bus driver,” your computer will become flooded with pictures of the Question, because he takes everyone to school.
  11. A ball player will get in the triple threat stance once given the ball. The Question gets in the trick or treat stance.
  12. There is an international law forbidding the Question from playing professional ball ever, there is no rating for his game.
  13. Every time you hear a bell ring, someone just got schooled by the Question.
  14. The Question can hear a bra unhooking.
  15. The Question sheds a tear every time Halle Berry puts a bra on.
  16. Nelly had Pimp Juice… until he met the Question.
  17. Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. The Question laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
  18. There are no such things as lesbians, just women who never had the Question.
  19. The Question can make Sue Johansson blush.
  20. The Question is a private eye, investigative journalist, conspiracy theorist and pimp. Because of this, he calls Grissom and solves CSI’s cases on commercial break.
  21. Like the Bat signal, when a member of the JLA needs a wingman, they turn on the Question signal.
  22. To get into the JLA, the Question insisted on arm wrestling a bunch of ‘em at the same time. The losers had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants or no pants at all –wonder-woman.
  23. Proof that the Question is unstoppable, he has over 3,000 children in this area alone. Even prophylactics can’t stop this man!
  24. When the Question deletes a girl’s number from his phone, she automatically becomes a lesbian. Deep down inside, she knows no man will ever satisfy her like that again …EVER!
  25. In a pickup ball game, there are exactly 1,242 ways the Question can school you. Oddly enough, that is the same number of ways he can satisfy a woman.
J-J-J-JLA!!!