Words that sound naughty after 3pm on a Friday

14:55, Posted by Q's Leagal Plea of Insanity, No Comment


Well it’s Friday and approaching the mind checkout hour so I thought I would help you kill the last lil bit of the day at work. A lot of people tend to relax and be business focused during the week and get naughty on the weekend.

Now this is where the Freudian Slip overlap exists. Seeing a lot of minds checkout for the weekend at about this time, it is pointless to have meetings anytime after 3pm on a Friday because you start to get giddy. Giddy like a school girl going to a Justin Timberlake concert, hell half you women still get giddy like that.

Okay okay back on track! What I am trying to say is that if you have a meeting after 3pm on a Friday, there will be giggles because your mind would have already switched into weekend mode and words and phrases that you would not have flinched at on a Tuesday morning elicit the most random reactions on a Friday afternoon. Words that seemed harmless at the beginning of the week now sound naughty.

Words that just sound naughty:

  • Orifice
  • Aural
  • Odor
  • Package
  • Junk
  • Funk
  • Pleasure
  • Mad Cow
  • Winch (not wench)
  • Snatch (the Olympic term)
  • Coxswain
  • Spread
  • Unit
  • Reciprocate
  • Duck
  • Blue
  • Hardened
  • Johnson
  • Swap

So many more, be creative try using them in a conversation in your next 3pm meeting.